Anti-Valentine’s Day prezzies for the BFF in your life.
Single or hitched, love it or hate it, it’s impossible not to do something for Valentine’s Day – even if you’re more of an anti-Valentine’s Day kinda gal. Maybe it’s not that you hate it per se, but you’re just not good at the whole mushy gushy, pukey wukey thing – and anything you’ve ever tried to do to make up for it screams, “Hi, I’m awkward.”
Luckily, that’s what best friends are for: To love you at your best, your worst, and everything in between. She knows your bitter sarcasm is code for, “I care,” so why not shower her with anti-Valentine’s Day gifts that only she would understand?
1. Literally Don’t Care Mug
Let your mug do all the talking. (Urban Outfitters, $10)
2. No Boyfriend iPhone 5/5s Case
What you lack in dating skills, make up for in cool swag. (Urban Outfitters, $10)
3. 50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours
Since it could always be worse. (Amazon, $10)
4. Bittersweet Heart Candies
Because why should the perpetually single/recently dumped be left out of the deliciousness that are heart candies? Sayings include, “U LEFT SEATUP,” “DOG IS CUTER,” and “TRADIN YOU IN.” (Despair, Inc., $10)
5. “I Hate Everyone But You” Greeting Card
You know it’s true. (Zazzle, $3)
6. James Tattoo
7. Ryan Gosling Pillowcase
Swoon. (Etsy, $12)
8. “Love Stinks” Pin
The next morning, just remember what we practiced: “The pin made me do it.” (Etsy, $3)
9. “I Have a Fridge” Tee
Guys come and go, but your fridge is forever. (Etsy, $30)
10. Man Candy and Cupcakes
Now you can have your cake and eat it too: “This book combines my all-time favorite things — cupcakes and cute guys. The first goes straight to my thighs, while I only wish the other would,” says author Babe Scott. Indubitably! (Amazon, $20)
How do you celebrate Anti-Valentine’s Day?
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